Jokes
We have been asked to display a jokes page, so here goes.
If you want to submit any jokes, send them to ToonTrek at the bottom of this page. If your at school, why not get your class to send some in, and we will mention you and your school.
NUTTY JOKES!
1. A sausage roll walks into a pub, walks up to the bar – barman says,
“We don’t serve food here."
2. Where do monsters go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!
3. What’s black and white and bounces down the stairs?
A rubber nun!
4. What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A-flat minor.
5. A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says
“I’ll serve you but don’t start anything.
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other
“Does this taste funny to you?
7. What’s the difference between a terrorist and a mother-in-law?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
8. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted
“Doctor, Doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” – the Doctor replied, I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off!
9. A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
10. Where does Bin Ladin keep his CD’s?
In a-rack (Iraq)
11. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher – He couldn’t control his pupils!
12. Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant!
13. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
14. A horse walks into a bar – the barman says – what’s with the long face!
15. David Beckham was riding a horse, it started bucking and jumping
“Posh! Posh! Help me! I’m falling!” he screamed. Then the man from Tesco’s came out and switched the power off.
16. What’s pink and wrinkly and hangs out of your underpants?
Your granny.
